About The Author
Apparently some bloke in Bude, North Cornwall, U.K., called Peter Fairbrother believes he wrote everything on this website.
The truth is, of course, that we fed him the ideas while he slept (i.e. between midnight
and 7 a.m. most days, just after elevenses, between 1.30 and 3 p.m. except Saturdays, Saturday mornings
until noon, Sunday afternoons, ...).
