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    Youth and Business

    Youth and Business

    A poem exploring the varied relationship between youth and business.It seems highly varied to me. What do you think?

    ‘Wot u looking at?’ said the butch butcher (Butch)
    To the gross of grocers at Grosvenor Green
    ‘Oo me?’ they replied, ‘we wuzzn’t,’ they lied
    They were keenly aware of their low self-esteem
    Butch went to the gym, with [...]

    fantasy pilgrimage to Bude

    Amur’s fantasy pilgrimage to Bude, Cornwall
    On 21st September 2006, Amur said…
    I am liking of this poem. As my hut is painted white, I am the honored that you wrote it for me.I have now written as treat for you, one one ,and all your blogment readers on the web of the [...]

    The Dragon – watercolour painting

    The Dragon Chills – Watercolour Painting
    My dragon – I like to imagine he’s not as dragonlike since he learned to read, especially his interest in poems. Why do I assume a dragon is male? Good question …
    The bright yellow was achieved with watercolour pencils and perseverance.
    The word dragon derives from Greek δρακω, via Latin draco [...]

    poem of psychological / social satire

    The Empirepoem of psychological / social satire
    Poor Caesar, as a troubled child
    Had dreams that sometimes made him wild
    Took up his sword, fought far from Rome
    Then dreamed his land said ‘Welcome home.’
    Napoleon felt all a dither
    His right hand here, his left one thither
    Felt ill at ease about his height
    ‘I’ll compensate with all my might.’
    Oh Adolph, Adolph, [...]

    Funny Poems – Funny School!

    Funny Poems (Funny School!)
    Write a poem,’ our teacher keeps yellin’But us boys take the pee and say ’shove it!’Only girlies and wimps can do poemsThat’s what I think. Oh bugger, I’ve done it!
    For twelve hours a day I’ve bin slavin’Maintaining a decent street credBut the court’s just adjourned in the bike-shedThe verdict? ‘Big softy – [...]

    Yahooligans poetry directory

    Ligan has pointed out on this funny poems about a dog post, that Yahoo for schools have an excellent directory for poetry aimed at school children.
    Why is it excellent? It’s moderated by real people, not programs, and helps visitors to interact through search and ‘popularity’. yahooligans School Bell Language Arts/Poetry .
    #11

    The Utterance of Dr. Ivel

    Amur wrote –
    Greetings One One, Be now sounding the trumpets of joy, for Amur has returned from the International Goat festival. It was long journey. Poor goat gave out half way there. I then allowed Nag Nag to carry me the rest of the way. She was of the slowness though and I had [...]

    Dog Training

    Dog Training

    ‘It’ll change your life,’ I was informedThe day that I acquired a dog.‘Buy a super vacuum cleaner,Pay the vet and start a blog!’

    ‘You’ll have to do dog-training classes!Learn to sit; to fetch; say ”Please”. ‘We tried it once and it was boringExcept – my dog can count to [...]