Short funny poems
Short funny poems
(The paper versus the pencil)
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short-funny-poems
The Pencil versus the Paper
Said the pencil to the paperYou have excess self-esteemYou’ve ideas above your stationYou think ‘white’ equates to ‘clean.’
You can talk, you leaden pencilI’ll remind you without doubtWhen you say what I dislike, [...]
Funny Stories – Nerdy Gurdy
The Nerdy Gurdy part1Funny fiction from Smogdale, UpNorth, England
This story has now been transfered to the main short stories section – here is Nerdy!
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Satire – House of Party Donors
Satire – The House of Party Donors (Lords)
Recently, Amur said… here
May you reap the harvest of many fine figs this Wonderfulness day known as the Monday, One One!
After my last blogment writing unto you I did receive thousands upon thousands of email upon my computator [...]
Painting – Eve (nosey neighbour)
Painting – Eve (nosey neighbour)
Eve von Gaff, well-meaning neighbour of Fidget the mad inventor. A native of smogdale.
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P.S. Fingers crossed, I’m going to tamper with the template to see if the pictures can have borders …
More Paintings illustrating poems, songs and stories
Paintings illustrating poems, songs and stories
Painting – Departure take 2
Painting – Departure take 2
tags – painting – sea, journey, castle, island, living landscape, dream, boat, path, fantasy
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I’m hoping this will become a story. The direction feels from the hills on land towards the castle on the island.
Experimental Paintings
Experimental Paintings
guitar tab – D minor
guitar tab – D minorMusic in guitar tablature
Here’s some more details of the guitar accompaniment for ‘To’
sci-fi fantasy art – turtle!
sci-fi fantasy art
watercolour painting – Turtle
Myrtle – the reluctant mother
Poor Myrtle has the feeling that instinct may have conspired against her at an early age.
There are better days when she has a more optimistic view …
Amorous George is in the background
Poem – The Ocean
Poem – The Ocean
I ask Sophia‘Is a life like this really the best we can do?’I don’t expect an answer, butIt feels right to ask the question
Below departing clouds of griefI see birds on a small sandy islandMany birds feel pecked so they peck at othersThe fascination of irritation
‘You mustn’t understand, got to get on,’Says [...]