Creepy stories – Mr. Creepy
Mister Creepy
Most every day I walk from our allotment shed to the new co-op. It is built on the site of the famous (and famously ugly) world’s largest gasometer.
Very, very nearly every day I see an elderly, ferret faced bloke lurking in his front garden and he nabs most everyone to speak to.
I don’t qualify for gossip on account of being young(ish)
Decimated Customer Support
Wits End Community CentreDecimated Customer Support
a) If you’d like to spend 3 hours listening to recorded music and being redirected to the wrong departments, press 1
b) If you’d like to strap the owner/management …
Windows 98-SE and Firefox 2.0
About Windows 98-SE,
It’s been even more troublesome, but now it’s sorted. The problem is nothing to do with Windows; it is Firefox 2.0!
Firefox 1.0.7 was brillaint, 1.5 had all those problems with migraine producing duff …
smilies
Getting these to work seems to involve tons of code. Tiz easier to copy and paste the pics, I think
A few smilies
Whimsy – Patio Table Splits!
Good day Paddy O,
Paddy O’Table said…
Number, Number, Number, …
Poem – All Agog at Julia
All Agog at Julia (1)
The pedagogue was posingas a mystagogue in a synagogue
But was upstaged by an archimagewho inserted a bacteriophage
Into his blood — this blurred his visionand made him crave his television
Where Robert J., …
Lord Douchebag of Kensington
Dear sir, HA! I say,jolly good, your response did cause a guffaw to escape from my cavernous mouth. Such a racket did I raise that Lady Douchebag entered my study to determine whether I’d sustained …
Brass monkey weather story/whimsy
Brass Monkey Weather
We don’t think it’s genetics/evolution that led to the monkeys turning to brass, because there is no evidence that they’ve been breeding. We think these are the same monkeys that were left here …
Wishing You Well Poems
Paddy’s latest
Into the family drinking well
Willie pushed his sister Nell
She’s there yet
Because he kilt her
Now we have to buy a filter
A couple of anagrams fer yer pleasure:
William Shakespeare– I’ll …