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Creepy stories – Mr. Creepy
Mister Creepy
Most every day I walk from our allotment shed to the new co-op. It is built on the site of the famous (and famously ugly) world’s largest gasometer.
Very, very nearly every day I see an elderly, ferret faced bloke lurking in his front garden and he nabs most everyone to speak to.
I don’t qualify [...]
Decimated Customer Support
Wits End Community CentreDecimated Customer Support
a) If you’d like to spend 3 hours listening to recorded music and being redirected to the wrong departments, press 1
b) If you’d like to strap the owner/management to an uncomfortable chair and make them listen to 3 hours of music and redirection, press 2
c) If you’d [...]
Windows 98-SE and Firefox 2.0
About Windows 98-SE,
It’s been even more troublesome, but now it’s sorted. The problem is nothing to do with Windows; it is Firefox 2.0!
Firefox 1.0.7 was brillaint, 1.5 had all those problems with migraine producing duff on the screen while downloading (which can be yonks on sites that dynamically generate the page), 2.0 is even worse!! [...]
Temporary President Dayv
Temporary President Dayv
If you missed part 1, it’s here Diligent Dayv
Diligent Dayv – Part 2
‘Hello President Dayv,’ said the voice from the intercom. A little pink light switched on by the label Front Door. ‘Hello Mr. Policeman, sir. That’s Temporary President Dayv, by the way. How is your wife’s earache today?’
‘It’s a bit better [...]
smilies
Getting these to work seems to involve tons of code. Tiz easier to copy and paste the pics, I think
A few smilies
Whimsy – Patio Table Splits!
Good day Paddy O,
Paddy O’Table [...]
Poem – All Agog at Julia
All Agog at Julia (1)
The pedagogue was posingas a mystagogue in a synagogue
But was upstaged by an archimagewho inserted a bacteriophage
Into his blood — this blurred his visionand made him crave his television
Where Robert J., his epiloguetranspired to be a sialogogue
Copyright Number 11 & The Penguin Rhyming Dictionary
((1) I once perpetrated this poem in public, [...]
Lord Douchebag of Kensington
Lord Douchebag [...]
Brass monkey weather story/whimsy
Brass Monkey Weather
We don’t think it’s genetics/evolution that led to the monkeys turning to brass, because there is no evidence that they’ve been breeding. We think these are the same monkeys that were left here circa.1969, which makes them an endangered species. Thank Buck Probably! They are certainly a dangerous species.
We favour another explanation because:
1. [...]