Supermarkets wars on the moon

Posted on | November 12, 2009 | 3 Comments

Teskos supermarkets have opened an open-cast cheese mine here on the Moon. They’ve also registered the deeds for all the other deposits, though they show no sign of mining them yet.

As their ship was leaving, heading back to Earth, we presume, it came under fire from an enemy ship bearing the legend WoolMart/ Spawlmart. Or it may have been WallMurk? It’s hard to tell with the bombs flying about the place. We didn’t realise cheese was so popular.

P.S. Honda Prelude and Number 14 have been on an adventure and encountered a shaggy dog (with a fine tail), a native with 27 children, a musical picnic, and finally, a library powered by blogs !

The native may have been Amur, but there was no sign of Paddy O’Table.(Buck Probably rest his soul).

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