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    meaningful poems proliferate

    Posted on | December 2, 2009 | 9 Comments

    Paddy said:
    I’ll be senden ya the sheet music from a song i rit. Tis a bootiful ditty called “To”. I hear’d that an arse of an Englishman has tried to claim it as is own.

    He thinks he penned ‘To’ !!

    Meaningful poem To

    Once, Desmond Tutu (whilst wearing a tutu) claimed to have penned two versions of To, too. Now you, too, claim version 2 to belong to you, too!

    It’s strange that a poem that has wildly different numbers of syllables in each line, and doesn’t rhyme at all, is apparently most popular. Typically, gooogle have presently assigned the poem a page rank of nil! Perhaps the Gooooogle algorithm is so clever that it can tell the poem doesn’t rhyme?

    Maybe not …

    :) #11


    Comments

    9 Responses to “meaningful poems proliferate”

    1. Anonymous
      April 24th, 2007 @ 3:37 pm

      It’s still ‘0′ on Gooogle.

    2. Paddy O' Table
      April 25th, 2007 @ 4:37 pm

      What the hell that means I’m not knowin.

    3. The Typist
      April 25th, 2007 @ 8:28 pm

      Google Page rank Paddy.

      If you use the Google toolbar, it shows the page rank. It doesn’t mean a lot

    4. Paddy O' Table
      April 27th, 2007 @ 2:30 pm

      So Typist, I finally sees yer face. And jest whut the hell be ya lookin at, yer head terned to tha side? Or be this yer police mug shot side view? Be not ashamed, ol Paddy as many a mug shot hisself he does. The coppers don’t like me drinking they don’t. I be thinkin it be time fer sum fermented grain at this very moment. ~~Tis Paddy

    5. Number 11
      April 27th, 2007 @ 3:21 pm

      The Typist doesn’t even know, Paddy! We did a good job of removing the police department’s I.D. number, I thought.

    6. Cioara Andrei
      December 3rd, 2009 @ 10:11 pm

      Foarte interesant subiectul postat de tine. M-am uitat pe blogul tau si imi place ce am vazut.Cu siguranta am sa il mai vizitez.
      O zi buna!

    7. Lord Douchebag
      December 10th, 2009 @ 4:58 pm

      Yes Cioara, I quite agree. One must never eat soup when piping hot. It should be allowed to cool for at least 4 minutes or whilst humming the complete opening of West Side Story.

    8. Olive Tree Guitar Ensemble
      January 2nd, 2010 @ 4:30 pm

      Hi, it's a very great blog.
      I could tell how much efforts you've taken on it.
      Keep doing!

    9. pete
      January 2nd, 2010 @ 5:03 pm

      hello Olive! nice name for a group :)

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