I have a tent that I pitched in the wood

I never stay there they tell me it's good

I live in bedsits or traveller's truck

The Mail don't like me, I don't give a fig

They say I'm crazy but I have a good time

I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime

Life's bin good too - mi soh fah

My ten speed bike really went to my head

I bent a wheel now it stays in the shed

I walk to Safeway's and hitch a lift back

My dog comes with me in case I'm attacked

I'm making records my fan thinks I'm dire

She writes me emails tells me to retire

I've got a van now, with art on the wall

I'll fit a carpet then we'll have a ball

Lucky I'm still sane after all I've been through

I can't complain but sometimes I still do

Life's bin good too - mi soh fah

I visit Tescos sometimes until 4

It's hard to leave when you can't find the door

It's tough to handle this fortune and fame

Everybody's so different but I haven't changed

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time

I keep on going guess I'll never know why

Life's bin good too - mi soh fah

(with apologies to Joe Walsh)